Where are Gilbert and Sullivan when you need them ?

Senate Sergeant at arms William Pickle has been assigned the task of investigating the leak of an unredacted
copy of his report on leaks of confidential Democratic e-mails from the Senate judiciary committee. A sergeant at arms' work is never done. I assume he fears that he will soon have to investigate the leak of an unredacted copy of his report on the leak of the unredacted copy of his report on leaks of confidential Democratic e-mails from the Senate judiciary committee and so ad infinitum or, thankfully for him, until he reaches retirement age.