Japanese Robot Shortage
Yes, I am currently alarmed by a Japanese Robot Shortage
I am attempting to face the future without curling up into a fetal position and sucking my thumb, because I think that a shortage of robots in Japan may have been the very very least of all my worries a month ago.
What could have been less alarming than the prospect that Japan might lack the robots it needs ?
Other implausable headlines include
Sarkozy Offers Sympathy (for the facts without that headline)
I found out about Sarkozy's Tech and sympathy trip, because I was wondering why he isn't sending the foreign legion into Ivory Coast. So I am worried about a Japanese robot shortage and French reluctance to intervene in its former African colonies.
I shudder to think what will worry me next month --
Unitarian fundamentalism ?
Overpowerful moderate Republicans ?
A communist revolution in the Vatican State ?
Commenters are invited to try to think of a headline less plausible that "Sarkozy offers Japan Sympathy and a Robot."