Alberto Gonzales was just saved by a filibuster from a vote of no confidence by the Senate and Mike Huckabee decided to emulate the "he who knows and knows not if he knows" claiming not to know if he owns a thong (he seems pretty sure that he doesn't have a miniskirt in his closet).
Via Mark Ambinder Via Matthew Yglesias
Q: I read that you're against miniskirts.
A: If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention -- maybe not the most desirable kind -- to private parts of their body.
Q: What about a burka?
A: No, that hides everything. I think a person's hair, arms, shoulders, legs are an appropriate display of who they are. I want people to be attracted to me because they find me interesting, not because I'm wearing something ... well, I doubt I own anything provocative.
Q: How about a minskirt?
A: A thong.
Let's edit some "I doubt I own ... a thong"