Cops say Lohan took Christian LaBella’s cellphone so she could delete pictures of her partying — and he got physical with her trying to get it back.
Look I like the Onion as much as everyone else does, and LaBella is OK, but I think the fake name "Christian" for someone who no way turns another cheek is at the limit and claiming that this latest utter humiliation of the Republican party occured at "at the W Hotel " is toooo much.
"After Lohan, 26, called the cops, LaBella, 25, who works for an Illinois Republican, was initially charged with misdemeanor assault in the blowup at the W Hotel Union Square."
Lindsey Lindsey you're beautiful and talented, but you really have to avoid bad company. Actually LaBella isn't bad looking although he is shorter than Paul Ryan.