Shorter meets QOTD
QOTD "The election seems to pit the immovable object against the irresistible force — except, kind of, the opposite."
Shorter Jon Chait
The election pits the removable object against the resistible force
Longer shorter Jon Chait
The election pits the removable obstruction of Republican sabateurs against the feeble force of Obamanian technopopulism.
We also have a candidate for "Worst URL ever"
in the final bonus "no way am I gonna click that even if you pay me" round.