Friday, May 22, 2009

Can I Top This ?

"As a friend succinctly puts it, “When that big asteroid finally heads toward Earth, who’s the person you’d most want to be in charge?” I suspect Cheney would score at or near the top."

no I can't [best effort -- “When that big asteroid finally heads toward Earth, who’s the person you’d most want to be under it" I suspect Cheney would score at or near the point of impact."

But Brad sure can top it.

Here at Sadly, No! Research Laboratories, we recently detonated a hydrogen bomb near a massive pocket of electromagnetic energy, thus creating a parallel timeline where Dick Cheney actually did win the 2008 presidential election and where he did deal with an asteroid assault during the first year of his presidency! Read on, if you dare, to see how this counterfactual history played itself out

1 comment:

Michael Drake said...

Kirsanow used the wrong adverb, as 'succinctly' does not mean "in the manner of a rank imbecile."