I am in very serious trouble.

See I just started reading Kung Fu Monkey. It was a lark and now I'm addicted and someone who writes there is one of the Hollywood writers on strike and has nothing to do all day but write hilarious posts about 0.3% residuals on DVDs and the only way I can stop reading about this (which I really really don't give a damn about) was to click on a link defining EEBC and that lead to one of the best blog posts ever.

So I'm basically doomed to a life of highly amused idleness.