Below I Praise an Article in the Washington Post
but this is ridiculous.

Caught in the Web
More People Say Heavy Internet Use Is Disrupting Their Lives, and Medical Experts Are Paying Attention
by January W. Payne

Sure I surf a lot, but I'm not addicted. I can quit any time I want to.

I just don't want to.

Hey who are you to snear. You are addicted to "the real world" whatever that is (can't find it with google must not exist).