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Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Custody battles

I never expected that after the national divorce liberals would get custody of The CIA The FBI The NFL and the most profitable megacorporations. But at least the GOP has the assault rifles and the 30 to 50 feral hogs I don't even know who I should credit for the national divorce meme, but it's not original

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Feral hogs are a problem in California. They are dead easy to trap. We volunteered at Henry Coe State Park when 800 were trapped. No problem needing a 100 round magazine to kill them. Too bad they can't enter the food chain. Also too bad hunters can't be allowed to hunt them in the parks. The state does not fund trapping on a continuing basis so momma hog just keeps on making piglets. I expect there is 5,000 hogs in the park now.

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