Monday, August 27, 2012

Who Wrote This ?

Who Wrote This ?

5)

jump her and thump her

a) 2LiveCrew
b) Todd Akin
c) William Shakespeare
d) Eminem

Answer after the jump (sorry no thump)



William Shakespeare  "The Winter's Tale" Act IV Scene IV
note also "dildos".

Context

Clown
He could never come better; he shall come in. I
love a ballad but even too well, if it be doleful
matter merrily set down, or a very pleasant thing
indeed and sung lamentably.
Servant
He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no
milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he
has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without
bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate
burthens of dildos and fadings, 'jump her and thump
her;' and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would,
as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into
the matter, he makes the maid to answer 'Whoop, do me
no harm, good man;' puts him off, slights him, with
'Whoop, do me no harm, good man.'

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