Dear Ben Demiero

In the future could you please refrain from mentioning Glenn Beck and hypothetical powerful "shape-shifting lizard people" in the same post ?

My impression is that Glenn Beck's impersonation of a human being is just good enough for uncanny valley. I do not want to think of the possibility that he is a shape shifting lizard.

Commenters, be nice to Glenn. I don't want any comments along the lines of "lizard-person sure, but exactly what shape shifting do you have in mind ?"