21st Century Communism

"The Chinese government has ... even called on companies to treat workers with more dignity."

In a radical departure from communist principles, the Chinese Communist Party has dared to ask capitalists to be nicer to workers.

I recently felt forced to admit that Karl Marx may have had an (overstated) point there. It hurt. The thought of Karl spinning in his grave is some comefort.

If there is a God, He has a Sick and Twisted sense of Humor.