Tbogg Doesn't Understand the Mysterious Ways of Globalization

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God has enough to do these days (making little green apples, directing episodes of Saving Grace, teaching Tim Tebow to throw off of his back foot, and moving in mysterious ways) without some needy Godstalker calling him up every few minutes to ask if He “loves him” and “how much” and shit like that, so I imagine that the Big Guy is probably outsourcing this to India.

God isn't. The godstalkers are. Sadly, the recession has caused a sharp decline in the outsourcing of masses to Kerela India.

The Syro-Malabar church isn't greedy.

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Just think of the synergy of the One WordWide Web and the One True Catholic and Apostolic Church.