I thank the F**ing* spaghetti Monster that the underappreciated Andrew Northup exists.

I have no doubt that there are very well-considered legal and moral arguments about how Russia has done a terrible thing, and I’m sure the World Police and International Relations Jesus will spurred into action by their eloquence and power. Similarly, I’m sure Russia doesn’t give a fuck, and Russia has the under-appreciated advantage of actually existing.

* count the asterixes ... uhm except for the last one.