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I predicted that Bush would offer a position on the Supreme court to Fitzgerald just to get him off the case and now it's confirmed by the unimpeachable of the two possible sources

Dear Mr. President,

Although I am extremely honored, and to be honest quite surprised, I must decline your gracious offer to become your nominee for SCOTUS.

After this grand journey is over maybe we can get together for a few drinks, trade stories and tell a few jokes.

Respectfully,

Patrick J. Fitzgerald
Your Faithful U.S. Attorney

Isn't it odd that when he is blogging Fitzgerals sounds just like Harriet Miers ?