Invitation to a Blogging Conference on the White House Press Corps

Not another conference on blogging but a conference conducted by blogging. At this blog. Actually I guess I should start small so this is really an

Invitation to a Blogged Debate on the White House Press Corps

since I am inviting only one member of the White House Press Corps to represent the officially recognised press

Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert.

Dear Jeff/Jim

First, since this is a cyber invitation, may I refer to you by your tag USMCPT ?
Dear USMCPT, if you are kind enough to wish to participate in this debate, send an e-mail to robert.waldmann@gmail.com and I will reply with the password which will enable you to post on this blog.

For security purposes, I will have to be able to make sure you are really Jeff/Jim Gannon/Guckert. Sorry to be difficult, I guess they didn't make so much trouble at your White House Press Corps gig, but I want to make sure that the views of The White House Press Corps are represented by an upstanding member of the corps.

To receive the password, could you please attach a photo which I can compare to photos of you on the web? You know which ones. To make sure that this is not a photo dowloaded from some site I haven't heard of, could you write "Bloggers Rule" in water soluble magic marker on your lower abdomen before snapping the photo ? In view of anatomy and geometry and stuff, I will understand if it is written upside down and backwards.

I admit I had considered other code phrases (which are not work safe) such as


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"George Bush sucks this"
or
"Robert's is bigger than this"

Which would also demonstrate that you have maintained your well known level of honesty.

OK so I show I assume your boss has no sense of humour, or maybe, that my efforts at humour aren't funny.