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Some people around here are beginning to wonder whether, now that pigs have flown, they are going to get to use the fixed phone line and the family desktop computer.

Elisabetta, the feminist with whom I am married, asked if she could have the computer for 5 minutes to check her downloaded mail. She agreed to wait five minutes when she realised she would have to switch "users" to get to it. I thought I would earn browny points by switching users myself

She sat down and said "Robert not Elisabetta proprietario£
R: "You mean you are not Elisabetta ?"
E: I am not Elisabetta I am proprietario
R: Who are you and what have you done with my wife ?